Anonymous asked:
i love cookie clicker and all its creative buildings and crazy ways of attaining cookies but. why is there no bakery building. have you ever considered that? or did it just escape you completely. i suppose it would come between grandmas and farms and adding buildings between already existing ones must be a real pain in the ass
but anon. the bakery’s right here. you’ve been playing it the whole time
honestly wild that people are still putting out sicknasty fanart of a 6 year old browser game god it’s gorgeous
please check out the artist on twitter they’re amazing
Anonymous asked:
For cookie clicker have you ever thought of putting yourself in as a grandma?
new Cookie Clicker update is up on live, featuring a new building and… these things.
(dungeons alpha most likely before the end of the year, stay tuned)
always neat to me how the flavor text for most of the early upgrades in Cookie Clicker was often low-effort or blandly lolrandum but as years went by i kinda just went off
i regularly get people asking about whether i’ll add fortune cookies to Cookie Clicker and rest assured that they are planned as a small, but unique feature
you know what…it’s really not that big a feature… it does involve a whole new upgrade tier but maybe i could sneak it in as a patch on the ongoing beta
i do need to give Cookie Clicker more love. i’m still impossibly thankful that everyone’s been enjoying it so much and i’m very grateful for all your support all these years
i regularly get people asking about whether i’ll add fortune cookies to Cookie Clicker and rest assured that they are planned as a small, but unique feature
part of the non-native english speaker experience is you keep encountering words like “mebbe” “monies” or “godspeed” that make you go oh cute silly internet speak ! but no those are real words people have used for centuries
quick mobile Cookie Clicker FAQ
(expanding on the release post from earlier)
Are there going to be microtransactions?
- the only in-app purchase we’re planning is a $5 one-time purchase to remove ads from the app, nothing else. this will likely be added at some point during the beta. we’re also not planning on adding stuff like “watch this ad to get free cookies” or anything of the sort.
Will the game be released on iOS?
- yes! but it’ll still be a little while (possibly next year), as the iOS version has several odd issues we need to address first.
The app is slow/choppy.
- the underlying engine used by the app, Phonegap, doesn’t always perform as great as we’d like; we’re always looking to fix performance issues but there’s a possibility the app will always be a little janky. make sure to check out the settings screen for things to disable!
The app is missing X feature from the browser version.
- there’s several features we’re planning to add during the beta, such as ascending and all associated features (seasons, perma-upgrades, sugar lumps…); however, some other features are not planned to be ported over, such as the more complex minigames (ie. gardens or the upcoming dungeons)
Does the game keep making cookies when it’s closed?
- yes! we don’t want players burning through their batteries, so the game has 100% perfect offline idling from the start (unlike in the browser version where this feature is gated behind heavenly upgrades); feel free to close the game and resume it at any time!
Are the saves compatible with the browser version?
- not at the moment, but we might implement that feature at some point in the future (it’s gonna take some work tho)
When is the next browser version update?
- soon! now that the mobile app is in public beta, i’ll be focusing on the browser version more and will hopefully announce a playable alpha for the new dungeons minigame at some point later this year. stay tuned!
Cookie Clicker for Android is now officially in beta!
While the alpha was previously accessible to our $15+ Patreon backers only, we’ve decided to make the game fully public while moving into beta! If you’ve got an android phone you can play it here right now!!!!
The app is still missing some features and there’s still a few bugs but it’s fully playable and we’re very happy with where it’s heading! We hope to completely finish it over the next few months, after which we’ll continue supporting it regularly along with the browser version!
Cookie Clicker also turns 6 today and remains probably the coolest thing that’s ever happened to us! We’d like to thank you for your patience and support all these years (and in particular our mod team on Discord and the people who’ve been supporting us on Patreon!)
tl;dr - we got a cool new app and you can play it right now