hey guys check this out !!! we’ve finally got an alpha for the android version  of Cookie Clicker ! it’s pretty feature-bare right now (no ascending or seasons just yet, i just added research and the grandmapocalypse) but we’d like to think it’s pretty fun already !

  • if you’re a $15+ supporter on our patreon, you can get it right now through this post
  • we’ll be releasing a beta once it’s stable enough; this will be available to more supporter tiers and will have more of the features from the browser version
  • and of course, once the beta is all done, the full release will be public and free !

thank you so much for your patience all these years ! it’s happening we’re making it happen !!!

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Anonymous asked: can we get like a rainbow cookie for pride month. or like a rainbow background or somethin. grandma might be part of the apocalyptic hivemind now but she'll always be supportive of me being myself

ahhh rainbow background would be pretty ! i’ve got several more backgrounds planned for the background selector so that’s gonna be in the bunch whenever that update drops (not soon i’m afraid, i gotta code the dungeons too)

asker

Anonymous asked: Is Nested 2 out yet? The idea was around about 5 years ago why not make it? Also what about sprites next to the text? AND STOP PUTTING PASTA UP PEOPLES BUTTS, I SAW THE CODE! Anyway I find the game really good and well designed keep up the good work!

there’s nested2.js open at all times in my IDE, nagging me for the past several years to get back to it (i think i lost steam when i encountered some tricky bugs in the planet generation)

right now it’s just a bunch of test boxes that contain randomly-generated people from different eras, i’m pretty partial to the era 3000

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anyway i wanna jump back into that thing someday but i’ll only release it once it’s at least as detailed as the original

guys i’m just…i’m so psyched for this cookie clicker app you guys. like holy heck. it actually works you guys. guys i think this is actually gonna happen you guys

nearly all the new pokemon designs are round so you can play wicked soccer matches with them as the ball

mankind thinks it’s so great but i bet if dolphins started a civilization they’d come up with a microwave with a goddamn mute button

oh hey ! if you missed the Q&A on the cookie clicker discord, someone posted a handy summary on reddit

i’m finishing up some stuff for the mobile cookie clicker alpha, it’s always the last 3% that takes me forever to get around to (it’s more like 0.3% at this point it’s seriously THIS close god help me)

hey just a heads-up, i’m gonna be doing a Q&A on May 4th at 8pm CEST (tomorrow), will answer questions regarding Cookie Clicker (mobile app + dungeons) ! check us out on our discord, i’ll be on the #cookie-clicker channel

more terrified than ever at the prospect of a live-action Kirby movie

i’m so mad i’m gonna draw pictures of food so i won’t be so mad
on the left is an ice cream cone, or gelato, a frozen dairy dessert popularized in italy; to the right is jalebi, a sticky north african treat made with syrup and flavored with rose...

i’m so mad i’m gonna draw pictures of food so i won’t be so mad

on the left is an ice cream cone, or gelato, a frozen dairy dessert popularized in italy; to the right is jalebi, a sticky north african treat made with syrup and flavored with rose water. at the bottom is a cheeseburger; you should know this.