i have got the dumbest milestone picture planned for when the cookie clicker discord hits 40,000 members. oooooohhhh it is so so dumb

someone said to draw 37 mice and so i did

someone said to draw 37 mice and so i did

internet memes in 2019 because we support and respect each other

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another day another Ratboy Genius song stuck in my head

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Anonymous asked: has it ever dawned on you that maybe, just maybe, you put too many cookies in your game?

how do i report hate speech

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Anonymous asked: so do you intend to release the mobile version of cookie clicker to be the same as the current pc version or release it as a previous version and work on it until they're roughly the same?

the mobile app is likely going to be quite behind the browser game for a while, but i’ll port more and more of the features through subsequent updates

i’m making it from scratch (because mobile is a more constraining environment, both in terms of interface and performance, so i have to code everything smarter than on browsers) so it’ll have all sorts of small differences from the browser version, which is why save compatibility is gonna be a tricky thing to get working (though not impossible if i’m clever about it)

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Anonymous asked: Do I need to wipe my save to get the latest update?

no !!!!! ahhh !!!!!!!!!! just refresh the page and you should get it, the latest version is 2.018

Cookie Clicker version 2.018 is up !
this is a quick update that adds a bunch of cookies our supporters suggested on our Patreon, as well as a bunch of quality-of-life tweaks and some bug fixes; i’d also like to point out that the game is now...

Cookie Clicker version 2.018 is up !

this is a quick update that adds a bunch of cookies our supporters suggested on our Patreon, as well as a bunch of quality-of-life tweaks and some bug fixes; i’d also like to point out that the game is now somewhat playable on mobile browsers

there’s also a new ad in the top-right, hopefully temporary until our income stabilizes

up next : mobile app, and then dungeons minigame update

thanks for playing our stuff !!!

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this crossover looks lit

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Anonymous asked: Orteil you clever fellow. I just noticed the grandma's ages and had the sugar lumps to level them up. So I focused on a Mavis who was 98. Then I bought the upgrade which says they become a year older, and sure enough! They became 99. I really must applaud you for that! I mean, I never would have considered it but you did! Was it just for flavor? Because if so, it sure is sweet.

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the grandmas get assigned a random age between 70 and 99, plus 1 for every level put into grandmas, and plus 1 for every year Cookie Clicker has existed ! basically in a couple hundred years they’re all gonna be old as hell