• me, some clueless imbecile who doesn't know squat about the discourse but feels the need to interject anyway: ding ding ding, and there we have it ladies and gentlemen. bingo. take a good look boys and girls
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Anonymous asked: Didn't you say you would be working on NeverEnding Legacy by now? What happened? Cookie Clicker is awesome but it gets to be a stale cookie so fast these days. We need that change up with neat research and self expansion idling! :D

i’ve been working on it actually ! i’ll admit it’s been really hard to get myself into the right mindset for Neverending Legacy, many of the changes i’ve got planned drastically alter the nature of the game (notably attempts to either reconcile with or break away from its status as an idle game), and several of my ideas are mutually exclusive so i still have a bunch to do on the game design level before i delve back into the 12,000+ lines of code that make it up

unfortunately i doubt i’ll have something concrete to show before the end of the year, but rest assured that if i’m taking it slow, it’s because i want to do the game justice; it’s one of my biggest projects along with Cookie Clicker, and i’d really like to get it right this time

ps. i’m still really happy with how i did the map rendering

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just so you guys know that last post is just making a cheap jab at blizzard, i’m actually 100% focusing on a mobile release of cookie clicker next year

  • people: hey orteil where's that mobile cookie clicker at
  • me: do you guys not have browsers ?

the onceler was a long time ago. it’s 2018 now. i trust tumblr to make the right decision about the grinch. we can all get through this together

who the hell turns 29 anymore

who the hell turns 29 anymore

yeah i don’t have the slightest

yeah i don’t have the slightest

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Anonymous asked: Hey, is the Cookie Clicker universe safe from Galeem?

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rexalogy asked: have you played undertale yet..

orteil42:

no but for some ungodly reason that one time in a drawthread on /v/ i ended up drawing this stupid thing.

i’d put this under a readmore but i feel like i should face my own garbage

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i’m so ashamed

ah gee i sure wonder why this is getting notes again

mewwy hawwoween nyall

mewwy hawwoween nyall