this is actually going to be the year Cookie Clicker turns 10. scary to think about!… hold me

having a great day today (being productive)

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orteil42:

“i don’t have to do anything productive right now actually. during the time between christmas and new year’s eve i am contractually off the hook” <- guy who just spent 5 hours coding for the new update

it involves dynamically recoloring sprites btw it’s kinda fun i hope i can show it off to you guys soon

“i don’t have to do anything productive right now actually. during the time between christmas and new year’s eve i am contractually off the hook” <- guy who just spent 5 hours coding for the new update

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Anonymous asked:

Cookie clicker bug report: There is no Koala cookie. There needs to be Koala cookie.

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sorry do these look like a joke to you

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Anonymous asked:

i love you

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orteil42:

cringe is dead. with that being said i would like to apologize for the Rick and Morty references present in cookie clicker

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Cookie Clicker steam version is on sale right now btw. like 60% off. if you even care

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the healthiest social media advice i can give is. you gotta keep posting. you never know when a banger’s gonna hit. just keep posting all the time

orteil42:

orteil42:

i’m trying to get the new beta out as soon as i can for whatever silly self-inflicted reason… last year’s new building beta dropped on christmas too. at the same time i’ll be staying over at my grandpa’s place for a few days after christmas, the same house in which i made the first version of Cookie Clicker all those years ago. wouldn’t be too unfitting if i finished the final building update there

by the way if you’re not familiar with what i mean by “final building” this is the last building i’ve got planned in the progression and don’t currently expect to add any more beyond that! it absolutely does not mean i’m done updating Cookie Clicker, i still have a whole lot on my plate ie. revamped research system, dungeons, minigames for every building, autoclickers, sub-buildings etc etc i’ve got enough stuff planned for so many more years of updates please don’t worry about that

ps. this new building’s display is a little different from the others. might take me a little bit longer to get it right