my next non-browser game will either be me obsessing over making a simple project as slick and performance-optimized as possible or it’s going to be some gigantic over-ambitious simulation-heavy mess of a game that stays incomplete for years and is just riddled with weird bugs and lag spikes but people somehow don’t care because it’s still fun
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i just know one of those days someone online is going to point out something repetitive and boring about 85% of my jokes and it’s going to be devastating
this isn’t me being self-deprecating it’s just a thing that happens eventually when you’re visibly online for long enough. someone makes a very reductive but ultimately not incorrect take on your stuff and it’s something you have to ignore or reassess yourself through. not that you guys would ever do something like that you are always so nice to me
i just know one of those days someone online is going to point out something repetitive and boring about 85% of my jokes and it’s going to be devastating
cringe is dead. with that being said i would like to apologize for the Rick and Morty references present in cookie clicker
every update i subject the translators to more and more obscure achievement names
Home Alone 2 turned 30 this year so here’s Joe Pesci bashing the absolute shit out of some birds
you can’t see the new cookie clicker update yet it goes to another school
as long as i’ll have cutesy ways to phrase “sorry my executive dysfunction has been engulfed by The Horrors this year again but i’m still making progress on my games and on myself i promise” i’ll be okay i’ll be fine
you can’t see the new cookie clicker update yet it goes to another school
the thing is i do use trigonometry regularly as a game programmer but only in an instinctive half-understood kind of way like a frightful amount of this is just me adding or subtracting halves of PI until the thingies on my screen spin the way i need them to