we award all the cool rights somewhere around the age of 20 and not much else after that. you should be able to unlock even cooler rights the older you get. i guess you can run for president starting at 35 but i’m talking about rights that are exciting and consequential here

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I accidentally mentioned cookie clicker at a family holiday and got roasted for a month after someone googled it and asked "so you just click on a cookie all day!?"

thanks man

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you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012

this website’s hate mail game is insane

lespetitestortuesdemer:

official-german-gaming:

rice-pudding-slaps:

cherumie:

what if a rat said cheesus christ

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

For the Germans: Was wenn eine Ratte Käsus Christus sagen würde

For the french: Et si une souris disait jesus brie

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i feel like ud be really cute irl in a nerdy way

i’ll be honest i look like if daniel radcliffe gave up

half life 2 ep 2 was so neat! gut-wrenching cliffhanger. can’t wait to see how it all resolves in episode 3

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his magnussy… insufferable

anyway! been distracted by unfun not-game-dev things lately but that should be just about sorted out which means i can properly get back to cookie clicker work (mobile + web updates). whether i actually do will depend on how much i can kick my own ass into gear so if you happen to have any aptitude for psionics please beam me your best vibes

i snitched to twitter about this account and i don’t even have supernatural gifsets to greet them with

pennsylvania?? with the draculas??