half life 1 was really neat, always happy when i can fill in the gaps in my game knowledge. currently enjoying half life 2 in about the same way i would have on release day i think. going bonkers at the shaders and marveling at the physics. i am swinging on swing sets and wearing a cinder block as a hat
love when i break a box and the debris start fading out when they’re just almost out of view. then you look at them again and they’re like oh nvm haha all good here just a pile of persistent full-opacity wood pieces that won’t disappear to save resources haha. i’m absolutely horrid to watch play games because i spend hours looking at those sorts of things or messing with the ai. my meticulous ass could not be a streamer
half life 1 was really neat, always happy when i can fill in the gaps in my game knowledge. currently enjoying half life 2 in about the same way i would have on release day i think. going bonkers at the shaders and marveling at the physics. i am swinging on swing sets and wearing a cinder block as a hat
Anonymous asked:
My wifis been weird and literally the only thing that has been loading for the past five days is cookie clicker
i’ve decided this makes up for all the times our website has ever been down
they gotta make commercials read like patch notes i don’t care about “New recipe! Now with even MORE flavor” just hit me with [v1.71 update] •corn syrup content buffed to 45% (was 37%)
Anonymous asked:
why does your icon look like paul dano riddler
huh
my posts on here never make it as far as they could if this account didn’t double as my game company’s social media presence. everything i post is passively steeped in product placement. branded. tainted. i’m gonna dissolve my business so i can be funnier. daddy needs his clout
Anonymous asked:
hey mr cookie clicker did you make the grandmas so dommy mommy on purpose or was it unintentional bc either way i want them to beat me with their rolling pins like a cookie 🥺🥺
i think you should be hunted not out of sport but out of duty
i waited so long to play half life the player character is younger than me now this feels so wrong this feels so unwell