Anonymous asked:
why do we need shadow achievements, they do not give anything?
why do we slide half a sandwich anonymously through our neighbors’ mail slots yet receive no tangible benefit out of it? it’s about the gratification of a deed well done
i take a train through belgium when i travel between france and the netherlands! one thing i will say about it is that it is on my way
kanonskogel asked:
Sometimes I forget that you live in the Netherlands and it's so odd bc like. I may have passed you on the street before. We might go to the same Lidl. Maybe I've stolen your bike. Endless options
i am stealing your bike right now
in the netherlands they don’t go hip hip hurray they go “hieperdepiep hoera” which like, come on man
bring back Web3D. online shopping should feel like playing daggerfall
if you saw the cookie clicker website go down earlier today no you didn’t
i love when games are a little dickish. hidden instakill traps. characters that make fun of you for doing poorly. being a little mean to your players is an unalienable game dev right
global warming elicits the most embarrassing thought-terminating clichés in people like “they say we’re ‘killing’ the 'planet’ but really it’s a big ball of rock i think it’s gonna be just fine” congratulations on having such a solid grasp of the plot. i am going to percolate you

