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i love tumblr asks i love witnessing the internal struggle of someone who is absolutely correct on both counts

i already try to be a silly little freak all year long. this day means nothing to me

(every single noble in Elden Ring) jeeves fetch me the travel armchair i feel like dying somewhere scenic

orteil42:

orteil42:

hey is the k word allowed on this website i forget

i will kill gacha gaming

folks in the tags really tryna beat my shit calling me a tiktoker as if tumblr doesn’t ban boobs or the word “jiggle”

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just so u kno when i receive really nice anons i do not reply to them because it would be public and very self-absorbed of me but rest assured i read each of them and they fill me with sunshine every time. i also see every message telling me something in my games is broken or glitchy and ahhhhh i promise i’m trying to get that sorted out too thank you for your patience

orteil42:

hey is the k word allowed on this website i forget

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you fools. i didn’t start this blog in june 2011 to hear this. the gall. the hubris

orteil42:

hey is the k word allowed on this website i forget

i will kill gacha gaming

hey is the k word allowed on this website i forget

game dev tycoon-type game where if you’re sloppy you can cultivate shady business practices and a toxic company culture and end up with lawsuits and your employees unionizing against you

when i was in france they let me drive the eiffel tower