all the kids who played yume nikki as depressive teenagers are working thankless desk jobs and nearing midlife crisis now. u gotta market to that audience
Anonymous asked:
You know your URL means Toe in French right
does every ESL person online with a word from their home language as their url get asks like this or
hey, we’re aware of the new Android OS update messing with the Cookie Clicker app’s layout so it looks like i’m gonna have to be fixing that. may also involve some catching up with the browser version’s features but the display fix takes priority! in the meantime you may be able to fix it by finding your phone’s font size settings and setting it to 100%
every day i gorge myself with cookies and every day i get to feel on-brand
i hope the guys who made that meth-themed idle game back in the day are okay
every day i gorge myself with cookies and every day i get to feel on-brand
no idea why the opening for this 1997 french talk show is scored exactly like Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia (2008) but that shit hits
if you want monster design that looks fresh and interesting you gotta give the job to someone who doesn’t know the first thing about anatomy. “oh but if i exaggerate the scapulas it’s gonna look so sick-” no. stop it. ideally you ask someone who’s never seen a human being before
in elden ring when u stab one of the trumpet guys mid-blow they should go “tootweeeeee-pfrghglbfglrg” just a thought
play your dirty game dev tricks early on. have the player encounter a trapped chest or a secret door or a hidden item within the first hour and then scarcely ever again. keep them looking