the state of my executive dysfunction is that i was halfway through a cookie clicker update when i realized all the services i normally use to make game sound effects (usually by rustling paper or jingling keys in my mic and adding filters) are...

the state of my executive dysfunction is that i was halfway through a cookie clicker update when i realized all the services i normally use to make game sound effects (usually by rustling paper or jingling keys in my mic and adding filters) are either dead or unusable, prompting me to spend the past 3 days coding my own tiny but functional DAW

anyway real good stuff happening with cookie clicker. been at it for the past week or so and it’s looking very nice. i’ll post a screenshot when i’m happy with the design maybe

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hey pals just did a tiny cookie clicker update on the beta. it’s mostly just to add a link to the discord server but i also added a few new cookies and a couple heavenly upgrades if you’re into that

(bigger updates later this year i promise)

here u go thank u lots love u!!!

apparently Cookie Clicker’s birthday also falls on Vore Day so, you know. cheers

Cookie Clicker 4 year update is live!
Adds a whole bunch of stuff, including a new building and a new upgrade tier.
Thank you for playing our goofy game! We hope we can keep improving it and other new fun projects for the years to come!

Cookie Clicker 4 year update is live!

Adds a whole bunch of stuff, including a new building and a new upgrade tier.

Thank you for playing our goofy game! We hope we can keep improving it and other new fun projects for the years to come!

Quick beta patch fixing and adding a couple things

Hey lads n lasses, Cookie Clicker is turning 4 on August 8 so I thought I’d push another beta so we can have a nice live update ready for the anniversary.
I’ll let you find out all the new stuff by yourself. As usual, keep us informed of any bugs by...

Hey lads n lasses, Cookie Clicker is turning 4 on August 8 so I thought I’d push another beta so we can have a nice live update ready for the anniversary.

I’ll let you find out all the new stuff by yourself. As usual, keep us informed of any bugs by sending me an ask or posting it on our forums. If you need help or feel like helping people, you may also want to visit the unofficial subreddit and wiki!

Check out the beta and have a super cool day

for the people asking about things

i am currently working on things. once this is done i will get back to other things and possibly announce those things. while i am a slow worker i am happy to report a distinct sense of progress in the aforementioned things. i guarantee you that all things involved are quite fun and may even be enjoyable to some degree should they ever be completed and released. thank you

asker

Anonymous asked: i have a bug report for cookie clicker, that seems to be persistent throughout versions. the kitten specialists description says "optimizing" and not "optimeowzing"

orteil42:

I’d like to thank you for this bug report. Fixed in the next patch

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look here bud there comes a point where a line needs to be drawn

asker

arch713 asked: So what ever happened to the Cookie dungeons and the Girl Scouts? Are they in the live build already, or did you forget about them?

Cookie Adventurers™ (I don’t think I can legally use the term “girl scout”) will return in the factory dungeons minigame, to be released at some point later (but not before some other simpler, lower-scope minigames) (farms come to mind)

I know I’ve been hinting at dungeons since the game first released 4 years ago and by golly I’m going to do them and I’m going to do them right