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Anonymous asked:

bonjour, i love your work!! this is a little detail but i noticed all of the kitten upgrade quotes end in "..., sir". i don't exactly know how you would replace that, but as someone who doesn't identify as male it makes me a little uncomfortable to be called that, even by a cat in a cookie game

howdy! while i’ve tried to keep from using gendered language when referring to the player, the intent with kittens is that they employ “sir” in the same way that Marcie does when addressing Peppermint Patty:

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however, if you’d like you can change those occurrences in upgrade flavor text by running the following bit of code in the browser console (or in a simple custom mod if playing on Steam):

for (var i in Game.Upgrades){Game.Upgrades[i].ddesc=Game.Upgrades[i].ddesc.replace(“, sir”,“, ma'am”);}

hope this works for you!

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Anonymous asked:

dang, everyone is asking you when will the new update be released, i hope it's not too much pressure for you. i have a different question for you however, where will the new update be released? i think that's of important matter

it’ll be browser beta first, then after a few days to make sure nothing is awfully broken i’ll put it on the Steam public beta too (don’t hesitate to hold me to that if i delay or forget!) after which it’ll go through a couple cycles of feedback and bugfixing before being sent in for translation. then it should be released live on browser and Steam roughly around the same time! afterwards the android update gets priority and will also include the new building and upgrades

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Anonymous asked:

Just update whenever? Just relax bro

(purposely working against the previous ask)

this is targeted sabotage

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Anonymous asked:

Update when?? (I’ll keep asking everyday to motivate you)

this is good honestly please don’t let me take 5 more months to release this like the previous building update

having a great day today (being productive)

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“i don’t have to do anything productive right now actually. during the time between christmas and new year’s eve i am contractually off the hook” <- guy who just spent 5 hours coding for the new update

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Anonymous asked:

Cookie clicker bug report: There is no Koala cookie. There needs to be Koala cookie.

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sorry do these look like a joke to you

Cookie Clicker steam version is on sale right now btw. like 60% off. if you even care

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orteil42:

orteil42:

i’m trying to get the new beta out as soon as i can for whatever silly self-inflicted reason… last year’s new building beta dropped on christmas too. at the same time i’ll be staying over at my grandpa’s place for a few days after christmas, the same house in which i made the first version of Cookie Clicker all those years ago. wouldn’t be too unfitting if i finished the final building update there

by the way if you’re not familiar with what i mean by “final building” this is the last building i’ve got planned in the progression and don’t currently expect to add any more beyond that! it absolutely does not mean i’m done updating Cookie Clicker, i still have a whole lot on my plate ie. revamped research system, dungeons, minigames for every building, autoclickers, sub-buildings etc etc i’ve got enough stuff planned for so many more years of updates please don’t worry about that

ps. this new building’s display is a little different from the others. might take me a little bit longer to get it right

orteil42:

i’m trying to get the new beta out as soon as i can for whatever silly self-inflicted reason… last year’s new building beta dropped on christmas too. at the same time i’ll be staying over at my grandpa’s place for a few days after christmas, the same house in which i made the first version of Cookie Clicker all those years ago. wouldn’t be too unfitting if i finished the final building update there

by the way if you’re not familiar with what i mean by “final building” this is the last building i’ve got planned in the progression and don’t currently expect to add any more beyond that! it absolutely does not mean i’m done updating Cookie Clicker, i still have a whole lot on my plate ie. revamped research system, dungeons, minigames for every building, autoclickers, sub-buildings etc etc i’ve got enough stuff planned for so many more years of updates please don’t worry about that